About

The Blog:

If you are looking for in depth discussions on theory-crafting and how to increase your DPS tenfold, this is not the blog for you. These are the misadventures of a former healer trying to find her place in the wacky world of melee DPS. Occasionally I do have moments of brilliance, but they tend to get eclipsed by my general level of derp. After all, I am a Derp Kn00b. ;-)

However, if you like...
  • Plate-centric transmog 
  • Frantic achievement gathering
  • Exhilarated ranting 
  • Guild camaraderie
  • Occasionally terribad sentence structure (and the abuse of commas, parenthesis, and quite possibly semi-colons!)
and you can stomach occasional cursing - this blog likes you, too!

The Blogger:

This blog is ran by Heather, better known as Aesadonna of Elune. I am a Texas-raised, perpetual college student working toward my bachelor's degree in history. Since 2005 I have been sharing my Azerothian adventures with my fiancé, Jake, who gifted me Vanilla for Christmas that year. So technically, you can blame him for the trainwreck that is Derp Kn00b!

Other than vanquishing Internet Dragons with my favourite guild on the Citadel, I enjoy dabbling in graphic design, reading terribad dystopian novels, and hardcore fangirling. You can find me on Twitter via @Aesadonna. Feel free to say hello!

The Cast:


Amo and the Funky Bunch.

UR (Undying Resolution) - An Alliance 25m semi-hardcore raiding guild located on Elune (US). This is the guild that I regularly gush about; I really do adore being a member. You can view our website here, if you are curious about the requirements of joining our ranks. :-)

Beefbus - This is my aforementioned fiancĂ©'s main toon. I PvP with his Paladin, Nathadan.

Amowrath - A member of UR's healing core and a good guild friend of mine. Through his friendship, I really came into my own as a Death Knight.