A special shoutout to Beefbus, as this story was his brainchild. I just took and edited the pretty screen shots. ;-)
Pirate's Day rolled around, and Beefbus got all spiffy and in the spirit of things. So, naturally, he goes all Jack Sparrow and tries to steal a ship! But not just any ship... It's the Legendary HMS Poopdeck!
Of course, as manly a man as he is, Beefbus cannot crew such a triumphant vessel on his own. We would be derelict in our duty if we didn't introduce the quite sexy First Mate (giggity), Aesadonna! Here she is preparing the supplies for the long pleasure cruise.
What's that you say? Two people aren't enough to man the Poopdeck? Balderdash. Oh wait, you're right. That's why we've signed up this group of hearty seamen!
Now, about five minutes after arriving on board, these seamen are pretty hungry. With no provisions secured, the dutiful sailors mutiny and, with stomachs rumbling, proceed to Benny Hill the shit out of poor Beefbus.
Here we see a fond farewell of Beefbus and his crew. Moments later, several loud belches could be heard echoing throughout Stormwind Harbor.
Afterwards, newly promoted Captain Aesadonna surveys the Poopdeck, and with her motley crew (who aren't hungry for anything, really) proceeds to head out into open waters.